I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE SUPER CUTE AND IT WAS BUT THEN I GOT REALLY SAD
i had these ready to go
okay but why is Zac Efron there
high school musical
Ellen jokes about the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where Jonah Hill masturbates at a pool party (x)
the oscars was like one of those weird dreams that you tell people about like
"i had a dream where ellen hosted the oscars and she bought everyone pizza and then dressed up as the good witch and then took selfies with meryl streep brad pitt and jared leto"
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.